Imagine that one of the boiler room scumbags from “The Wolf of Wall\u00a0Street” bankrupted Jason Bourne\u2019s mother. That’s more or less the starting point of “The Beekeeper,” which stars Jason Statham as a wraithlike ex-commando who metes out Old Testament vengeance against tech bros who use the latest inventions to rob people online.<\/p>\n
Statham’s character is named Adam Clay, an MMA upgrade of Clint Eastwood’s The Man with No Name.\u00a0We don’t know anything about Adam except that he lives out in the country raising bees and selling their honey, and that he’s played by Statham, which means he’s no ordinary beekeeper. His\u00a0best friend is an older woman named Eloise Parker (Phylicia Rashad), who lives in the farmhouse near his and\u00a0rents him space in her barn. According to Adam, Eloise is the only person who ever took care of him. Eloise makes\u00a0the\u00a0terrible mistake of responding to a phishing scam from a data mining company\u00a0that empties her bank account as well as the account of a nonprofit she helped found, leading to tragedy. Adam trades his beekeeper uniform for commando gear and disguises, and\u00a0works his way up the criminal food chain, doing what the law won’t.<\/p>\n
We don’t know exactly how Eloise\u00a0came to take care of Adam, much less precisely what he means when he describes her that way.\u00a0It’s to the film’s credit that it never elaborates, just as it never elaborates on who Adam was before he became a super-duper extra-secret commando who has never been fingerprinted and\u00a0exists outside of every known governmental structure and seems (from other characters’ descriptions) to be sort an agent of self-regulation for society.\u00a0<\/p>\n
The film is the brainchild of director\u00a0David Ayer (“Suicide Squad,” “Fury”) and veteran action film and thriller screenwriter Kurt Wimmer (who wrote or co-wrote\u00a0remakes of “The Thomas Crown Affair,” “Point Break” and “Total Recall”). It appreciates\u00a0the virtues of its leading man, who appears to have come by his muscles honestly, and\u00a0does everything from dialogue to martial arts to gunplay as simply as possible.<\/p>\n
Statham is\u00a0the kind of leading man who makes you lean forward in your seat, and he’s gotten better with age. This performance builds on his superb\u00a0work in Guy Ritchie’s “Wrath of Man,” which also presented him\u00a0with the challenge of riveting an audience’s attention while playing a character who was more of an idea than a person. Statham’s matter-of-fact minimalism in “The Beekeeper”\u00a0makes it all the more moving when Adam tersely speaks of how much Eloise meant to him, or waxes philosophical on the organization of the beehive and the necessity of ensuring a functioning society. There aren’t too\u00a0many action heroes who could deliver a line like “I believe there’s good in the universe”\u00a0and not only make you believe that the character believes it but that the film believes it.<\/p>\n
A word about the bad guys: It’s genuinely impressive\u00a0how well-cast they are, especially considering their number. Standouts include\u00a0David Witts as Garnett, the boiler room leader who personally bilks Eloise, narrating his conquest to a room full of junior vultures\u00a0with the brio of a Tom Cruise-style ’80s\u00a0go-getter;\u00a0Josh Hutcherson as\u00a0the data mining company’s vice president\u00a0Derek Danforth, the spoiled, sleazy, coked-out son of the president of the United States (Jemma Redgrave); Jeremy\u00a0Irons as Derek’s boss, former CIA director\u00a0Wallace Westwyld, an exasperated cynic who\u00a0seems as if\u00a0he wandered in from \u201cVeep\u201d; and Taylor James as a braying wanker of a\u00a0mercenary who brags that he once killed a guy like Adam and can’t wait to do it again.\u00a0They’re all morally and\/or physically revolting. Derek looks like he’s been marinating in oat milk, and Hutcherson reads his lines in that preppie teenage snot voice that a lot of trust fund boys never lose even when they enter their fifties.\u00a0When James’ character\u00a0gets worked up while denigrating Adam, he spits misty plumes of saliva. Irons is dressed and lit to exaggerate the\u00a0royal rotter look that made him so perfect in 1990s black comedies, psychosexual thrillers and horror flicks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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