It brings me absolutely no joy to report that \u201cThe Marvels\u201d is terrible, and the worst film yet in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.<\/p>\n
\u201cThor: The Dark World\u201d was merely a forgettable drag. \u201cEternals\u201d was an overlong slog but always gorgeous to watch. \u201cThor: Love & Thunder\u201d was disjointed tonally but featured a terrifying Christian Bale performance.<\/p>\n
Within a pop culture empire that\u2019s become increasingly inconsistent in quality, precisely because of its efforts to remain consistently in front of our eyeballs, \u201cThe Marvels\u201d had the potential to offer a much-needed breath of fresh air. Carol Danvers, Monica Rambeau and Kamala Khan have all been hugely enjoyable characters in their respective movies and TV series, so the possibility of a shared adventure for them held promise. Instead, it\u2019s a narrative and visual jumble, and the clearest evidence yet that maybe we don\u2019t need some sort of Marvel product in theaters or on streaming at all times.<\/p>\n
What\u2019s especially frustrating is that the actresses playing these comic book roles have each brought something specific and compelling: Brie Larson with her spiky cool throughout the MCU but particularly in \u201cCaptain Marvel\u201d; Teyonah Parris with her warmth and wisdom on \u201cWandaVision\u201d; Iman Vellani with her infectious teenage enthusiasm on \u201cMs. Marvel.\u201d Having \u201cCandyman\u201d director Nia DaCosta at the helm felt like an inspired choice, and suggested the kind of perspective we don\u2019t usually see within this male-centric movie universe.<\/p>\n
But the script from DaCosta and co-writers Megan McDonnell (\u201cWandaVision\u201d) and Elissa Karasik (\u201cLoki\u201d) is a mess as it tries to cram in all three characters\u2019 stories, plus connect back to other MCU properties while also spinning this behemoth saga forward. You definitely need to be familiar with Carol, Monica and Kamala\u2019s previous movies and\/or series, as well as \u201cSecret Invasion\u201d on Disney+ and some other content I won\u2019t mention for fear of spoilers. In trying to juggle all of these elements, it never really finds a groove. The story veers between people standing around explaining things to each other and inscrutable action sequences in which characters go flying across the room in dizzying fashion. It\u2019s short\u2014only about an hour and 45 minutes\u2014so the emotional connections and stakes feel forced and rushed. It\u2019s as if big sections are missing that would have made this make more sense. Instead, Carol, Monica and Kamala are literally thrown together to defeat Zawe Ashton\u2019s wild-eyed, vengeful Kree villain, Dar-Benn.<\/p>\n
From the very start, Ashton\u2019s character is at the center of the film\u2019s spectacularly hideous visual effects. An opening sequence in which Dar-Benn discovers the powerful bangle she\u2019s long sought\u2014a match to the one that gives Kamala her powers\u2014has the chintzy look of an unadorned soundstage. Giant boulders look like chunks of Styrofoam spray-painted gray, and the whole scene is smothered in bright, flat lighting. For the most part, you\u2019d never know that Steve McQueen\u2019s frequent cinematographer, Sean Bobbitt (\u201c12 Years a Slave,\u201d \u201cShame,\u201d \u201cWidows\u201d) shot this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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