I didn\u2019t believe a single second of \u201cCrumb Catcher.\u201d It begins with a nauseating blitz of woozy frames: Shane (Rigo Garay) and Leah (Ella Rae Peck) are taking post-wedding photos, holding each other arm-in-arm in a stilted, forced manner. They relate to the photographer the different versions of how they met. Shane is an author, Leah works for him. No, actually. Leah works at a publishing house that represents Shane, who is nearing the release of an autobiographical book. They met at an office party where Leah was perturbed and impressed by Shane dancing with the office\u2019s many women employees. Now, they\u2019re hitched. As\u00a0Shane\u2019s nerves get the better of him, causing the\u00a0self-conscious author to storm off to the newlyweds\u2019 room, you wonder who pushed him to marry the bossy Leah.\u00a0<\/p>\n
You can then imagine my surprise that the film doesn\u2019t pull the rug out from under you. There are no ulterior motives, no marriage of convenience or circumstance, no aims at becoming a power couple. Rather we\u2019re mostly meant to believe that Shane and Leah truly care for one another. That belief, unfortunately, never takes, causing writer\/director Chris Skotchdopole\u2019s debut feature to be a labored attempt at an absurdist suspense-thriller.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Skotchdopole nevertheless persists: Hours later, Shane awakes in the hotel room. An aggravated Leah is in a hurry for the couple to hit the road, especially since a creepy waiter attempted to strike up a conversation with her while Shane was sleeping. They bump into that waiter, John (John Speredakos), again, in the parking garage as they wait for Shane\u2019s ’78 Oldsmobile to warm up. John\u00a0apologizes for a mix-up with their cake topper, offering up a bottle of champagne as recompense. This waiter doesn\u2019t appear dangerous, more obnoxious than anything else. He\u2019s the type of guy who doesn\u2019t know the conversation ended ten minutes ago, who often believes he\u2019s offering pearls of wisdom when he\u2019s actually selling spoiled goods \u2014 such as him denigrating a Latino co-worker for being as incompetent as he expects.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Still, he appears only to be a passing nuisance. As is the odd text Shane receives from an unknown number: We need to talk about last night<\/em>. It\u2019s probably the wrong number, he thinks. And by the time Leah and Shane arrive at their Executive Editor\u2019s woodland house \u2014 a luxe space adorned with abstract expressionist paintings that leave Shane bewildered \u2014 he has mostly put the thought out of his mind. The couple quickly settle into this guest space for a honeymoon that is interrupted by headlights in the driveway: John has arrived with an invention he wants the couple to invest in, and his wife Rosie (Lorraine Farris), who has an incriminating video that could destroy Shane\u2019s marriage, is with him.\u00a0<\/p>\n Much of the film\u2019s suspense is predicated on Shane\u2019s fear of Leah learning his secret. Shane is so frightened, he allows the frazzled and desperate John \u2014 who happens to be sporting a concealed gun \u2014 to essentially call all the shots. Shane acquiesces to John\u2019s demands to demo his product and for money. He even pumps up John\u2019s fragile ego by intimating that his terrible invention has potential. Every time John returns to Shane, asking for more, Shane is pulled deeper and deeper into John\u2019s harebrained scheme. It\u2019s an overwrought dance between Shane, John, and Rosie that struggles to keep one\u2019s interest \u2014 primarily because you never quite buy why Shane is jumping through so many hoops.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I didn\u2019t believe a single second of \u201cCrumb Catcher.\u201d It begins with a nauseating blitz of woozy frames: Shane (Rigo Garay) and Leah (Ella Rae Peck) are taking post-wedding photos, holding each other arm-in-arm in a stilted, forced manner. They relate to the photographer the different versions of how they met. Shane is an author, …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[33,45,37],"class_list":["post-1439","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comedy-movies","tag-comedy","tag-drama","tag-thriller"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/us.celebrity2000.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1439","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/us.celebrity2000.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/us.celebrity2000.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/us.celebrity2000.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/us.celebrity2000.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1439"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/us.celebrity2000.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1439\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/us.celebrity2000.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/us.celebrity2000.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/us.celebrity2000.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}