Sharks, while undeniably lethal,\u00a0are also, studies have shown, kind of dumb. And \u201cThe Last Breath\u201d is a cheesy new thriller that is even dumber than a real shark. Not that it features any real sharks \u2014 the predatory creatures here are CGI, and hilariously enough, they move through the water faster than the \u201crage virus\u201d zombies of \u201c28 Days Later\u201d roam over land.<\/p>\n
They don\u2019t show up until about halfway through the Joachim Heder-directed movie, which begins during World War II, and the shelling of a ship that results in a wreck that\u2019s apparently legendary in the present day. That\u2019s according to old salt Levi (Julian Sands) whose rickety boat is playing host to a group of self-proclaimed \u201ccertified divers\u201d who are also kind of pushy, to say the least. At least the males in the group are. There\u2019s peroxided wannabe Alpha Brett (Alexander Arnold) and entitled stoner Logan (Arlo Carter), who wonders aloud at the dock whether a local ten-year-old would sell him weed. Rarely have two characters been presented so immediately as those whose deaths you will actively root for. But I\u2019ll refrain from spoilers. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Sharks, while undeniably lethal,\u00a0are also, studies have shown, kind of dumb. And \u201cThe Last Breath\u201d is a cheesy new thriller that is even dumber than a real shark. Not that it features any real sharks \u2014 the predatory creatures here are CGI, and hilariously enough, they move through the water faster than the \u201crage virus\u201d …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[48,37],"class_list":["post-1458","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-horror-movies","tag-horror","tag-thriller"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/us.celebrity2000.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1458","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/us.celebrity2000.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/us.celebrity2000.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/us.celebrity2000.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/us.celebrity2000.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1458"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/us.celebrity2000.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1458\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/us.celebrity2000.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1458"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/us.celebrity2000.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1458"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/us.celebrity2000.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1458"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}