{"id":1460,"date":"2024-07-26T13:11:45","date_gmt":"2024-07-26T13:11:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/us.celebrity2000.com\/index.php\/2024\/07\/26\/the-fabulous-four\/"},"modified":"2024-07-26T13:11:45","modified_gmt":"2024-07-26T13:11:45","slug":"the-fabulous-four","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/us.celebrity2000.com\/index.php\/2024\/07\/26\/the-fabulous-four\/","title":{"rendered":"The Fabulous Four"},"content":{"rendered":"

If you’re a distinguished older male actor in Hollywood, you’re typically\u00a0cast as Batman\u2019s sidekick or a WWII veteran who escapes from assisted living (Michael Caine), God or a grieving father (Morgan Freeman), a brilliant psychotherapist or Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford), an action hero (Tom Cruise), Sigmund Freud and a Roman emperor (Sir Anthony Hopkins), or a daring drug mule (Clint Eastwood). But distinguished older actresses get cast in simple-minded comedies about old friends having silly adventures that make the lightest-weight beach read seem like\u00a0Remembrance of Things Past<\/em>. \u201cThe Fabulous Four\u201d follows in the unfortunate tradition of the \u201cBook Club\u201d movies, \u201cSummer Camp,\u201d and \u201c80 for Brady,\u201d with an EGOT-full of brilliant talents mired in antics that \u201cThe Golden Girls\u201d would consider too ridiculous.\u00a0 <\/p>\n

The quartet in this film is Susan Sarandon as Lou, an uptight, humorless cat lady and cardiac surgeon; Bette Midler as Marilyn, a wealthy recent widow who impulsively decided to get married again two months after the death of her husband of 48 years; Megan Mullally as Alice, a popular singer who is perpetually tipsy, high on drugs, or having sex with randos, sometimes all at once; and Sheryl Lee Ralph as Kitty, a kind-hearted weed grower and mother of an adult daughter who has suddenly become rigidly religious. You can glimpse Midler\u2019s real-life daughter, Sophie von Haselberg, playing Marilyn\u2019s daughter early in the film.<\/p>\n

Marilyn is staying in a gorgeous mansion in Key West, where Ernest Hemingway lived when he wrote two of his books, which\u00a0we are told so often\u00a0they could be getting paid by the mention. She invites Kitty and Alice to her wedding but does not invite Lou because they have been estranged for years. So Kitty and Alice tell Lou the kind of preposterous lie that only works in painfully contrived screenplays: they don’t mention Marilyn. They just\u00a0say she has won a\u00a0six-toed cat\u00a0from the Hemingway House.\u00a0<\/p>\n

When Lou finds out she\u2019s been tricked, she agrees to stay. However, she is clearly still in pain over the sense of betrayal by Marilyn, for reasons telegraphed so unmistakably from her arrival in Key West that the ultimate reveal carries no weight. Throughout the trip, she keeps running into a group of 20-somethings she met on the plane and accidentally becomes their badass ideal.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Marilyn is so excited about her over-the-top wedding plans she barely notices that her friends think she is over the top. For another one of those reasons that only works in painfully contrived screenplays, she does not introduce her fianc\u00e9 to her friends until the night before the wedding so there can be a very predictable twist. But the four\u00a0are too busy having wacky adventures. Lou uses a Kegel (pelvic floor) exercise ball Marilyn gave her as a slingshot to take out a bicycle thief!\u00a0\u00a0Lou accidentally unties the rope to the parasail because she is\u00a0hallucinating! Yes, it is supposed to be a funny prank that Lou\u2019s closest friends dose her with weed without telling her. Another intended-to-be hilarious scene takes place in a strip club, where a star performer connected to one of the women is recognized when she sees the birthmark on his bare butt while he is grinding on the bride-to-be. \u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If you’re a distinguished older male actor in Hollywood, you’re typically\u00a0cast as Batman\u2019s sidekick or a WWII veteran who escapes from assisted living (Michael Caine), God or a grieving father (Morgan Freeman), a brilliant psychotherapist or Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford), an action hero (Tom Cruise), Sigmund Freud and a Roman emperor (Sir Anthony Hopkins), or …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[33],"class_list":["post-1460","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comedy-movies","tag-comedy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/us.celebrity2000.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1460","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/us.celebrity2000.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/us.celebrity2000.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/us.celebrity2000.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/us.celebrity2000.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1460"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/us.celebrity2000.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1460\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/us.celebrity2000.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/us.celebrity2000.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/us.celebrity2000.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}