I didn\u2019t think Doug Liman could deliver a worse film than \u201cRoad House,\u201d the plastic, overwrought remake of the 1980s cult classic. With \u201cThe Instigators,\u201d his second film of the year, he manages to make Matt Damon, in a re-teaming from their Bourne days, so void of any charm that the director makes this among the actor\u2019s least crowd-pleasing offerings. This Apple TV+ heist flick is underwritten, dreary, tedious, inert, and without any stakes. I almost hesitate to write too much about it because this soulless dreck feels so unworthy of adding blemishes to the white page.\u00a0<\/p>\n
From the jump, the unfocused script by Casey Affleck and Chuck MacLean makes \u201cThe Instigators\u201d a chore to watch. The retired Marine Rory (Damon) and an alcoholic Cobby (Affleck) are two stiffs thrown together with the hot-headed Scalvo (Jack Harlow) by local Boston crime boss Mr. Besegia (Michael Stuhlbarg) and Richie Dechico (Alfred Molina). The city\u2019s present mayor, the ruthless Mayor Micceli (Ron Perlman), is facing off against the underdog Mark Choi (Ronnie Cho). The two bosses think Micceli is going to win in a landslide like he always does. At his victory party, which requires a bribe for entry, there is bound to be plenty of money. The seemingly easy job, however, goes south when Micceli loses, leaving Rory and Cobby fleeing from the heist with nary any loot to show for their troubles.\u00a0<\/p>\n
The only worthwhile treasure is a chain belonging to Micceli containing the combination to a safe. The desperate mayor dispatches Frankie (Ving Rhames), a cop, to hunt down Rory and Cobby. The pair leap across the city, taking Rory\u2019s therapist, Dr. Donna Rivera (Hong Chau), hostage in the process. Despite the stacked cast, the premise is thin.\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u201cThe Instigators\u201d commits the unconscionable sin of somehow underusing every one of its actors. Stuhlbarg charges in with a big accent, but, along with Molina, pretty much disappears a third into the film. Paul Walter Hauser appears briefly as a fixer while Toby Jones, playing the mayor\u2019s attorney, barely counts as background. Rhames merely broods. Pearlman sometimes yells. No one is a fully fleshed out character, including the film\u2019s two leads. While we\u2019re given some convoluted reasons why Rory and Cobby, respectively, need the money, those stakes aren\u2019t felt during the film. Instead, the script attempts a half-baked triangle between Rory, Cobby, and Dr. Rivera \u2014 Cobby and Dr. Rivera attempt to do some form of flirting, maybe? \u2014 that totally fizzles.\u00a0<\/p>\n
The film isn\u2019t attractive, relying on garish coverage. The needle drops are among the most perplexing I\u2019ve ever heard. The lyrics to \u201cBall of Confusion,\u201d \u201cPeople moving out, people moving in\/Why, because of the color of their skin\u201d soundtracks Rory and Cobby riding toward a pristine beach house (if this is a joke, Damon and Affleck do not sell it). \u201cDowntown\u201d jumpstarts a high-speed chase. \u201cJump Around\u201d gives rhythm to a crowd of people chasing after money floating in the air a la Kubrick\u2019s \u201cThe Killer.\u201d The song choices lack coherency so much that\u00a0they feel as though Liman forgot to turn the shuffle off on Spotify.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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